By Aiden Jewelle Gonzales, Shruti Kothari and Ashima Sethi
The Masala Wedding Fair is here with over 90 exhibitors selling everything you’d need for the perfect shaadi… except grooms. As three spinsters reaching our sell-by dates, we’ve been comforting ourselves by sending each other these marital memes over WhatsApp to validate our singleness. Now we’re sharing them here with you…NOT that we have any intention of scaring off other single ladies from tying the knot in the hopes of a bigger marriage pool for ourselves.
*PS. In addition to memes we’re also accepting biodatas in return.
Take your pick: Sabyasachi lehenga or the love of your life. You can’t have both.
You’ve gotta be smart in this economy.
You know what they say… Layla’s samosas bring all the boys to the yard.
It’s okay, aunty, you can send him our way